Comments for Mike de Ruiter.ca

Comment on Bree, Brie, Bri. I’m telling you, ignore this…. by Dave

Dave — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:06:14 +0000

Fuck Facebook man, we love you in the UK… keep posting on the .CA

Comment on Sod Couch by Dave

Dave — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:15:58 +0000

Thats friggin’ awesome!

Shame you’re not heading out to the UK this summer man, our garden is a fucking state so I’m buying a few cases of ale, grillin’ and getting everyone to help out!

Comment on New Years by Delmorpha

Delmorpha — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:37:47 +0000

Good start Mike… good start!

Comment on m$ bullshit by Delmorpha

Delmorpha — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:46:19 +0000

Shit man, and you bought yours after mine so mines probably on its way out too… double fuck!

Hopefully you won’t get too fucked for getting it fixed… and it better be fixed before I land… 28 days baby YEAH!

Comment on i love college by Delmorpha

Delmorpha — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:24:36 +0000

You’re damn fucking right I’m ready bro… couple it with my smooth Brit accent and we’re bound to hook up with some hotties.. well you are, I’m a taken man, but I’ll put in the ground work like a good wingman..

Comment on hmm by delmorpha

delmorpha — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:30:36 +0000

Bill Hicks put it best with Creationism when he said “I only have one word to say to Fundamentalist Christians who believe in creationism…. dinosaurs.. if you believe the Earth is 12000 years old and that God put us all here how do you explain dinosaurs?” Most will tell you they were put here to test their faith…

Seriously.. the idea that God put dinosaurs here to test your faith and you don’t have a problem with that?? The very notion that God is actually fucking with you…lol… friggin’ whack jobs…

Now I’m not saying Evolution is perfect, but its a damn sight closer than Creationism. Unlike most Christians, I’ll welcome anything new to the table from Scientists and anyone who can shed new light to the actual facts, rather than basing my faith on a doctrine thats 2000 years old and calling anything other than that there way “lies”.

Comment on I hate myself by Mike

Mike — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 21:47:52 +0000

yes. it would be. except for the fact i didn’t get her name. bj thinks it might be cassandra. we talked for a half hour,and no names were exchanged. i know her friend’s name that she’s staying with in calgary, but not her own name. yep. complete. fucking. retard.

Comment on I hate myself by Delmorpha

Delmorpha — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:45:58 +0000

Shit dude, you gotta keep your eye on the prize man! School Boy Error!!!!

Facebook might be your new best friend if you know a little bit about her… it might make you look like a bit of a stalker, then again it goes to show you’ve made a bit of effort to track her down as it were…

Stalkers Best Friend… apparently..

Comment on Canada 1 vs. Britain 0 by Delmorpha

Delmorpha — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:46:24 +0000

Yeah well, my guys ran out of steam after foolishly giving away a dying seconds of the last half (sic) goal… stupid Rangers…

I’ll upload the picture where I pounded “Great” Britain 21-0 with Canada tomorrow… yeah, thats right… I pounded on my home nation. You know why? This country fucking sucks and the only way I can get satisfaction is by beating it to a bloody pulp in a Hockey game… a sport we suck at so hard, EA made a mockery of the national players names by trading them with Tea, Blair and other generic Brit scum monikers.

Comment on Transformers by JOsh

JOsh — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 00:06:08 +0000

Fucking hilarious. Let’s fuck him, right up his ass…not literally.